Take to UPS this package for Mary.
Seize the envelope offered is no crime.
Perchance wife’s mystery package was too wary.
To my dismay he’d rather watch game time.
If you want to play along with the Sunday 160. Monkey Man's rules.
1. The Sunday 160 only uses EXACTLY 160 characters (including spaces).
2. Keep on schedule - post after 8:00 PM Pacific Time on Saturday.
3. Let me know you have posted via a comment on my site.
(Be sure to mention you have posted a 160. Provide a link if you can)
4. Visit at least one other Sunday 160 writer.